Fucked outta proportion

Like the word “screwed” but way worse

I swear if this doesn’t work then I’m gonna be fucked outta proportion

by YuOfTheNight January 10, 2021

propositioning

If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.

"Pete is propositioning me again!"

by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013

Proportionizing

The act of using padding on the chest, thighs and bottom and cinching of the waist to create a feminine shape and proportions

The drag queen had a pancake booty and broad shoulders. She did not know a thing about proportionizing

by Lady Lohita May 31, 2018

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010

proportionising

How to fake a sexy body. Defined by Eureka, Ru Paul’s Drag Race Season 10.

We’re proportionising, creating the perfect silhouette, even if she artificial af

by BCclaire May 30, 2018

Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

by Shmavery December 10, 2018

trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.

Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.

by Nospinner November 16, 2011