smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

prophylactic rodent

a punk band from Altlanta, GA

"Dude... Let's go to the Prophylactic Rodent concert."

by ghylsain is a faggot September 16, 2003

Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...

by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019

Prophylactic measure

To protect from or take preventative measures against

I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety

by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018

prophylactic acid

A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.

I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???

by QuacksO February 9, 2023