prophet

one who feels the need to preach their moral beliefs even if you have no interest/want to listen to their shit

The prophet said, " I really think what you are doing is weird and gross, listen to my pastor preach about the ways of the Lord."

by CWS69 April 28, 2009

Prophet

The Highest-Rank of the Convenant race in the game Halo. They are like the "popes" of the Convies.

The prophets are the ones that predicate the Convenant Religion...

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

propheteer

a prophet impersonator

He's the world most famous propheteer in the history of false prophecy.

by timlight July 20, 2009

the prophet

Big Love The Prophet is a Mormon guy called Roman who based on the religious faith of the Mormons is the highest leader of the Mormon Religion.

The Prophet is derived from The Prophet Ammaron who by the account of Joseph Smith, Jr, The Prophet was believed to be a Nephite Prophet who lived in the Americas during the 4th century AD.

"Oh Mighty Prophet how many virgin wives do you bless me with this week?"

the prophet does not want you to swap your wives like pokemon cards

by The Moody Poet August 21, 2007

prophet

A name given to those of the gaming world once they attain enough foresight to be able to outwit their opponents

HOLY SHIT!!!!! That prophet just dodged my fookin shot!

by Prophet Mech January 25, 2004

Prophet

Johnny Nally. Known as Prophet for his insightful comments and observations.

When he said: 'Daniel is Desmo's anal poker, his chode smoker, the blackjack and stumpy joker'

by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005