prograstinate

smoke herb instead of doing work

Instead of changing diapers he would rather prograstinate.

by garvald December 15, 2008

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Progresstination

To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks

Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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by KonekoJiemi August 14, 2013

Prograsstinate

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.

Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.

by TimMIHS October 5, 2010

Progresstination

The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.

"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"

by TotallyNotThomas June 2, 2018

Progresstination

The procrastination that follows progress on a project or assignment.

I have progresstination, because I've done so much work today, the rest can wait.

by KyDiz April 5, 2020

Progressinate

Excited to share my new word: progressinate!

Meaning: to make progress / advance.
Example: “Time to progressinate on our goals!”
Let’s make it a thing! #Progressinate #NewWord #Innovation
Invented by Author Gabriela Charatsari based in Berlin, Germany.

Time to progressinate on our goals!

by EnglishInventionworldwide September 7, 2025