Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)

Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh

by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010

Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

procrastinating

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.

seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

Procrastinating

You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.

I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.

by master-procrastinator June 22, 2012

procrastination

what a majority of teenagers are best at.

"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad!

by tess.. duh October 27, 2008

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

procrastination

The driving force behind writing a research paper.

I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.

by SomeBadJoke April 18, 2006