Procrastibation 

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

Procrastibation by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Procrastibation 

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

Procrastibation by Tron =] May 14, 2010

Procrastibation 

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.

It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.

Procrastibation by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011

procrastibation 

procrastination by masturbating

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"

procrastibation by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011

Procrastibation 

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

Procrastibation by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Procrastibation 

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

Procrastibation by JuHwang September 9, 2011

Procrastibation 

When one procrastinates by masterbating.

I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.

Procrastibation by jimmydercat November 2, 2010