Procrastibaking

Procrastination through the medium of baking :) Results in delicious treats:)

Stop Procrastibaking!

by Elidir November 9, 2010

Procrastibaking

The act of purposely delaying your annual baking of holiday treats due to lethargy, disillusionment or any general excuse.

Mother in Law on phone: "How's my daughter's Christmas baking coming along, she mentioned she was quite busy with it."
Son in Law on phone: "Is that what she said? Well there's been more procrastibaking going on around here than anything, and I can assure you that!"

by hoolyjolly December 23, 2017

Procrastibake

v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.

"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."

by Dr. Reel Lee Hi August 30, 2013

Procrastibake

Using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.

A: "Are you done with your thesis yet?"
B: "Yeah -- right after I procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte."

A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
A: "Oh. So you're procrastibaking."

by Effictionary March 24, 2013

Procrastibaking

Procrastination by baking homemade goods instead of working on a task that’s due for work or school.

Son: Mom, what are you doing? I thought you were supposed to be working on your report?
Mom: I thought I’d make you & your friends some homemade banana nut muffins!
Son: Ah. Procrastibaking again.

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022

Procrastibake

v. Making banana bread.

45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.

Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!

by Earl Anderson January 29, 2023

Procrastibaking

The act of baking something completely unnecessary, with the intention of avoiding more urgent tasks or responsibilities. Often results in a surplus of baked goods and a still unfinished to-do list.

I had a huge report due, but I spent the entire afternoon procrastibaking cookies instead."

by Thechristain_girl May 30, 2024