poobert

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

Properly Shitting

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

probephobe

Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.

I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

well proper

when someone or something is heaps awesome/fit/hot/nice/good/great/wicked etc.

'that guy/girl is well proper'

'i went to the beach today and it was well proper.'

by michelle_super October 8, 2009

Proper Norris

Adjective

A colloquial phrase used to describe anything positive.

Regional to the East Midlands.

You look really Proper Norris in that dress

I really enjoyed that film. It was so Proper Norris

"Kasabian are the most Proper Norris band of the century" (Tom Meighan)

by meeji luigi December 9, 2008

Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

Proper Rat

The lowest of the lowest. There is a rat and then there is.... a proper rat. A proper rat is a full blown slut/ganga usually walking the streets at night looking for it. A "Proper Rat" is down for whatever (sexually) and not in a good way but in a "hey i just gave you a venereal disease" way.

"Bro did you see that proper rat at that station?"
"Yeah blud, she said she would give me a gobby for a ciggie."
"Fuck that bro, you'd be scratching your knob forever after that shit."
"Word"

by Sneakqon December 31, 2012