Skip to main content

Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.
You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"
by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012
mugGet the Alan Proctored mug.

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.
"he just got the shit proctored out of him"
by justin proctor May 18, 2010
mugGet the proctored mug.

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor
John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"
by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017
mugGet the john proctor mug.

Proctorville

A small town in southern Ohio that consists solely of a Kroger, McDonald's, and a Wendy's. The town is so small that citizens of Huntington WV (the town across the river) do not know where that huge bridge in their town goes. They just know there is a bridge.
When referring to said place, it is often easier to reference nearby landmarks such as Marshall University. It's not the same town, nor the same state but it's 5 miles away so people get the idea.

Also known as:
Proctor-Vegas
P-Ville
Butt-Ville
"So are you from Ohio?"
"Yeah I am from Proctorville."
"Where?"
"Ughh... you know that movie 'We Are Marshall'?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm from there."
"Oooohhh ok."
by Proctorvillian March 3, 2009
mugGet the Proctorville mug.

Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.
After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.
by The Proctologister November 15, 2010
mugGet the Proctor mug.

mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.
Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.
by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017
mugGet the mrs. proctor mug.

proctor'd

1) to be on the receiving end of a drunk and
belligerent rampage before, during or after a friendly game of golf
2) to be assaulted by your inebriated passenger while trying to drive his vehicle to
or from the golf course
"dude, how was golf today?"

"it was great till i got proctor'd on the way home"
by the brrr October 27, 2008
mugGet the proctor'd mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email