behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.

I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!

by stevensc May 19, 2010

Loss of L.A. Privileges

The loss of the ability to show up in Los Angeles by the decree of nefarious actors and as the result of some type of urban street law violation (as in the movie Pulp Fiction) is one use of this phrase; more generally it can also refer to a loss of any nature due to bad behavior.

My kids are incorrigible which is typical for little kids “I told my little girl last weekend that if she continued to sass me she was going to lose her L.A. Privileges”. The potential loss of L.A. Privileges got her attention.

by Jahedg September 7, 2011

Wigwam Privileges

If one has wigwam privileges then that person has to be on of the coolest that you know and can do anything that they want to.

Alan:You know we can't smoke weed at school!
Alex:Dude, chill, it's okay I have wigwam privileges.
Alan:For real?
Alex:Yeah dude.
Alan:OK then, let me hit it.

by Michael Alexander Smith December 14, 2008

Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.

Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017

retard privledges

When a fully retarted person gets away with something, usually in school, that the average joes would be eaten alive for. It also unfairly and somewhat commonly applis to add/adhd kids. Take your fucking Ritalin. Or die. Or eat shit. Just kiddin ya bunch a tards. Also know as rp, when banned from being said. This may be considered taboo, but don't whine 'cause. it's true.

"Fuck"
"Nathan, be quiet."
"Darn."
"GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW COLIN!!!"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

booty privileges

when one has complete rights to the booty. often for a significant other. usually used to tell one that they can do what they will with the booty. privileges usually include touching, smacking, grabbing, looking and feeling the booty.

yeah babe, you have booty privileges tonight. touch all you want

by doctor you December 20, 2014

cunt privileges

A women, usually a feminist getting what they want for no other reason then having a swinging pair of tits and two pieces of roast beef between their legs

Rick: He doesn't have cunt privileges morty, he can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.

by The unknovvn July 19, 2016