priestentious

This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.

"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.

"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."

by kellybex September 2, 2009

priestess

1. A class on Ragnarok Online with sexy stockings and an innocent look just waiting to be corrupted 2. Food for Koei, the priestess eater, often found being dragged to Koei's room /gg

I'm hungry...I think I'll eat that priestess Mugi.

by Koei February 23, 2005

priestess

A class in Ragnarok Online used to prey on unsuspecting priests and cloud their judgement, leaving their party/friends to die mercilessly without heals.

Priestess: "tee hee hee"
Priest: ...!!!
Soon to be dead guy: "Wow this guy hits really hard... Hey I'm getting kinda low, can I get a heal? ...Augustine? Hey, Augustine? ...Oh, crap"

by RoTank April 22, 2006

priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard

Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.

by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009

High Priestess Jew

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(

Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......

by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012

Priestee

someone who has oral sex frequently but abstains from vaginal penetration.

The girl thinks she's going to wear white down the aisle with pride but we all know she's a priestee.

by Special Dark January 17, 2007

high priestess colby

See colby.

"High Priestess Colby has smited the foul musical presence of a certain band we'd rather not name."

by tehone March 22, 2004