pretzel

A snack food that almost killed George Bush, whilst we spend millions of dollars to protect him.

a.k.a. The reason behind Operation Iraqi Freedom.

What a loser! HE ALMOST DIED FROM SNACK FOOD!

by Frederika November 13, 2004

pretzel

1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.

2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.

1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday

2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.

by longislandguy September 3, 2005

pretzel

dangerous islamic weapon

i dont think we need an example

by jojo November 30, 2004

Pretzel

Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.

by RaVNzCRoFT December 24, 2008

Pretzel

The Weapon of Mass Destruction that Dubya is so worried about.

The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?

He choked on a pretzel. A -pretzel.-

by Calypsion September 30, 2005

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie April 8, 2006

Pretzel

Someone who goes to extreme lengths to prove their fandom/obsession over a certain actor,actress,singer,band,clothing line,tv show,movie,ect..

The person who caught the towel that Gwen Stefani threw into the crowd and used the DNA from her sweat to makes clones is a crazyass Pretzel.

by Sundaypist December 26, 2007