pretendadate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex and pretendings it a date.

Me and lisa went out for dinner and a movie. Little did she know it was a pretendadate

by Benny Frederick February 12, 2009

pretendathoning

when people are constantly pretending to be something they are not

look at that couple pretendathoning to be models in their cheesy, tacky engagement photos!

by betterthanthattt January 25, 2011

pretenductivity

Fake-but-ostensible, often attempted, productivity.

"I came here to work hard, but I'm nothing more, today, than a factory of pretenductivity."

by Emrysk August 18, 2009

PretendaSexual

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017

Pretendigate

To investigate something while playing make believe.

(Thanks to my 2yr old for this lol)

Daddysaurus is hiding, where is he?
Ok let's go and Pretendigate.

by Daddysaurus1 February 14, 2020

pretendvatory

The act of pretending to do inventory.

Every sunday chad doesn't want to work so he does pretendvatory

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017