presumptuous

too straight foward--to the point of being harsh and/or abrasive

People who are judgemental have a bad habit of being presumptuous & offering unsolicited advice.

by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007

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Presumptious Zoodles

A commentary artist on youtube, whom is hoping to become extremely famous. Originates in williams lake under the name Kyle M.
also known by his tag PZ

did you see PZ's new video yesturday? shit was dope man!
Did you see Presumptious Zoodles new video? INSANE MAN

by Presumptious Zoodles A.K.A PZ November 28, 2010

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A daffynition defined as unwarranted assumption regarding romantic relations between persons depicted in a photograph. Most commonly occurs in shared Facebook photos involving alcohol and body contact.

Ryan is such a jerk. He made this huge phosumption that I was sleeping with Brad just because Brad hung his arm around me.

by Daffynition April 1, 2009

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Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

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