The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 06, 2017
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
by peterson tad October 18, 2008
Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
by Isaiahistoohot October 07, 2016
laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
a place or situation of high personal stress (from a cooking vessel that does not allow air or water to escape below a certain pressure)
by The Return of Light Joker October 06, 2010
A messed up sexual move similiar to a cleaveland steamer or Hot Karl but the other partner puts his/her lips on your ass and sucks a fart out
by Sathinnis December 09, 2008