premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

by ocius1 February 23, 2011

Wap preme

Sexy ass nigga to who feens for his ex❤️

That kid wap preme is fiya

by Ricky mobile November 4, 2020

premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

Preming

To ejaculate through a straw placed in the eye of the penis

I just caught my brother "preming" and I will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022

Preming

To ejaculate through a small straw place inside the eye of a penis.

I caught my younger brother "preming" and will never drink a juice box ever again!

by Prima box May 9, 2022

Preme

A supreme and or quality load of ejaculate.

I had a preme last night that was filled with future olympians.

by YesFellasItWasMe March 30, 2022