pregnancy

The most common sexually transmitted disease known to man.

Jill: I had sex with a male prostitute and caught pregnancy...again...

by BrooksB December 29, 2006

pregnancy

reverse abortion

example: Pregnancy=You

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

pregnancy

See penis

by penis October 5, 2003

pregnancy

The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

Sorry mum.

She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.

by Fox JK January 23, 2009

Pregnancy

What everyone seems all surprised at for virtually no reason. I mean, you had unprotected sex, what do you think is gonna happen?

*Person 1 and person 2 have sex*
*1 month later*
Person 1: I’m pregnant.
Person 2: WHAT?!?!

Person 1: Well what did you think was going to happen, the cure for cancer? Sex causes pregnancy, idiot.

by Kitten Corp. June 17, 2018

Pregnancy

Something you will later regret.

Pregnancy can be a horrible thing kids.

by xX_#th3_ultim@t3_$W@gl0rd_Xx March 17, 2016

Pregnance

The state of being pregnant or,
The essence of someone who's pregnant
Used to describe the mood swings associated with pregnancy.
More elegant form of the slang "preggo"

Example one: My wife exists in a state of pregnance, worried about what she eats and drinks to protect the fetus.

Example two: "She's acting really bitchy lately, then she cries out of no where, must be that pregnance"

by GRINGOJS August 23, 2023