paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

pregometry

preg·om·e·try
prēgˈämətrē/
noun
noun: pregometry
1 the branch of trickery concerned with the manipulation of a husband by a his pregnant wife to do all kinds of favors with a false promise of sexual relations day after day after day

“My wife has been using pregometry on me for the last six months to get me to build her a new, more powerful Death Star.”

by Nookieless Chosen January 25, 2017

pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.

You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.

by Crookback August 22, 2004

Pedomeet

When two pedophiles meet up thinking that the other is a teenage (or younger) boy/girl.

"Wow, are you Tommy?"
"o.O are you Tiffany?"
"I never thought I would pedomeet someone"
"Neither did I, this is kind of awkward...but do you still wanna be friends? I don't know any other pedophiles"
"Sure"

by Ojelagee January 5, 2012

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

pedomelow

a pedophile that is fat like a marshmallow

Guy 1:"bro that pedophile was so fat like a marshmallow."
Guy 2:"Doooode you mean a pedomelow"

by Wirfless42 May 22, 2018