The maximum workable distance for a long distance relationship. It is 1000 miles as specified in the Proclaimers song I'm Gonna Be which is the maximum distance one would walk to be with their lady.
Dude 1: I've been in a relationship with this girl but she's in New York and I'm in LA, it's really hard.
Dude 2: Yeah, that's a lot more than Proclaimers limit, that relationship might not work out, I'm sorry bro.
Dude 1: wha?
Dude 2: Proclaimers limit it's how far you'd walk to fall down at her door, it's 1000 miles...
Dude 1: oh man! I wish I knew, I guess it's time to move on...
Dude 2: Yeah, that's a lot more than Proclaimers limit, that relationship might not work out, I'm sorry bro.
Dude 1: wha?
Dude 2: Proclaimers limit it's how far you'd walk to fall down at her door, it's 1000 miles...
Dude 1: oh man! I wish I knew, I guess it's time to move on...
by A. Hacker May 11, 2013
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Skinny bitch: OMG LOOK AT MY ARMS IT IS DOING THE WAVING FLAG (while rapidly moving arms)
Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
Fat Bitch or Normal Person: OMG STOP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A SELF PROCLAIMED FAT BITCH.
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Get the Tis what she proclaimed mug.a girl named ceci who claims she is a million pounds overweight but is a skinny bitch
one who walks around telling people she is whore..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word "jesus" or "god" is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her ass saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid butt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling "my ass is so big" and enjoys the thought of it "jiggling"
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..
one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered "toned down".
one who bitches about everything.
one who calls herself "cecilia cecilia"
hates when people pronounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving class in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion class would describe herself in one word as "slutty"
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long
one who walks around telling people she is whore..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word "jesus" or "god" is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her ass saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid butt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling "my ass is so big" and enjoys the thought of it "jiggling"
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..
one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered "toned down".
one who bitches about everything.
one who calls herself "cecilia cecilia"
hates when people pronounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving class in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion class would describe herself in one word as "slutty"
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long
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A Self-Proclaimed Beauty says :
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.
I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.
I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties
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Sourced from the very popular 80's song "I'm on My Way" by the Proclaimers
Sourced from the very popular 80's song "I'm on My Way" by the Proclaimers
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