preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.

I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.

by robotbrian July 26, 2011

preemies

One, or a group of almost or barely teenage girls.

The girls at the Avril Lavigne concert were all preemies.

by Ryan Dyck February 2, 2006

Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021