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Preposterated

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.
"I am so Preposterated!"
by silversquirrel August 25, 2009
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Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
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Prekster

Someone who is a clown, or someone who everyone makes fun of. These people are usually not very intellectual and don't understand that everyone is laughing at them. Can be shortened to Prek.
"God! What is she doing? She's so annoying, she's such a prekster."
"He's so jarring. He's such a prek
by FireworkClockDog February 8, 2023
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preposterone

Power Thirst now comes in women! With preposterous amount of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE! - Power Thirst II
by formotherrussia December 24, 2007
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Preposterpotamus

1. An adjective describing an enormously preposterous statement.

2. A person who makes an enormously preposterous statement.

3. A preposterously enormous hippopotamus.
Billy: "Justin Bieber is super hecka fly."
Jim: "Fuck you! That's preposterpotamus!"

Billy: "Leno is so much funnier than Conan."
Jim: "Fuck you! You're a preposterpotamus."

Jim: "Holy shit that is one preposterously large hippo...a preposterpotamus...."
by Deadlyharbourseal October 28, 2010
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preposterous

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.
The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.
by lurker August 14, 2004
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procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011
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