Preloading

Preloading is the process of drinking copious amounts of alcohol in preparation for a night out. In the process saving valuable money on drinks.

Normally used by mothers and the older generation who have heard the kids talking about Prelashing and misinterpreted it.

Originally coined in the small British town of Banbury

See also: Prelashing and Prinks

Mum 1: OMG have you seen the kids do this preloading thing?
Mum 2: Yes its obscene, I never drank like that.

Kid: MUM its prelashing you doyle.

by RobDog September 5, 2012

preload

When a piece of software, a game for instance, is offered for download by the developer before the official release, but it can't be played yet due to a protection, this is called a preload.
Usually this service is only available for people who preordered the game.

Half-Life 2 could be preloaded from steam.
Crysis could be preloaded five days before the official release, from the EA servers.

by TheZeroorez December 3, 2007

Preload

The act of reloading a semi-empty clip in a FPS or other shooter in anticipation of a hard firefight or similar event, sometimes referred as common sense.

Just give us a second to preload before we go into this room, I think it's full of enemies.

by FailUrban April 24, 2011

Preload

It's when you wank a bit beforehand but don't jizz, so that when you wank, or fuck, next time, you jizz out way more cum.

I came so much last night cus I had preloaded earlier in the day.

by ThickTwix69 February 4, 2020

Preload

The act of eating copious amounts of food, with the intention of defecating in the hosts toilet. The end result being a smelly house.

Dude Chad is having a party, lets hit up taco bell and preload that faggots house.

by Greentikkiman December 23, 2008

preloader

preload; preloader; preloading

An interminably long prelude to something which you hope will be worth the wait.

Refers to the graph, timer or numerical display which indicates the time left before a website is fully loaded or is ready to begin displaying.

This guy's preload sucks. I wish he'd just get to the point.

by J. Proudfoot August 2, 2003

Preloading

Using the art form of docking, one male ejaculates into another males penis. The man with the foreign spuz inside his penis then ejaculates into an unknowing female.

I didn't know that Susie got pregnant from our preloading party! I shouldn't be liable for this child support.

by Will Billy 2020 July 30, 2021