Pre-ketchup

The runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.

Aw, man, I didn't shake the ketchup bottle before I poured it on my hotdog, and now there's pre-ketchup all over it.

by norrinrad August 13, 2009

pre-ketchup

The watery junk that often first comes out of plastic ketchup bottles.

Better shake that up or you'll get all that pre-ketchup on your burger.

by forcryeye! February 6, 2010

Pre-Ketch

The gross clear stuff that comes out of a ketchup bottle before any real condiment is dispensed

Damn, my bottle pre-ketched all over my fries. GROSS.

by TheKateCat June 16, 2015

Pre-Kakke

The sacred ritual before a traditional bukkake that begins with a cocktail hour. Participants arrive in business formal attire and leave business casual.

Hey Janet you goin to the Pre-kakke?

by TheRealMVP9805 July 1, 2020

pre-karma

It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.

So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!

by Jordicolas April 17, 2019

pre-kidding

The action that comes before talking or dealing jokingly with; also known as pre-banter; pre-jest

I was pre-kidding Frank, I was preparing the joke and you just ruined it.

by Frank Quintero January 10, 2016

Pre Ketchup Cum

Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime

Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"

Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"

by MrAnonymousTheSecond January 27, 2014