The opposite of post nut clarity.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
by mvwisco December 05, 2020
The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.
Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.
See also: Post-Nut Clarity.
Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.
See also: Post-Nut Clarity.
Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"
Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"
Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"
by the3ronas April 21, 2023
(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.
by Scoocher2677 September 04, 2017
the act of cumming before an event in order to mentally and physically prepare and/or relax yourself for aforementioned event.
Examples of events can vary from: prom, graduation, a party, asking a girl/guy out, a football game, etc.
Examples of events can vary from: prom, graduation, a party, asking a girl/guy out, a football game, etc.
"Hey man are you nervous about giving that speech?"
"Nah, I had a pre-game nut and I feel ready for anything"
"Nah, I had a pre-game nut and I feel ready for anything"
by Swag_Boi_Toni August 15, 2017
*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 21, 2025
Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 25, 2021
The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.
His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.
by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022