Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
by mvwisco December 05, 2020
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Pre-Nut Delirium

The feeling of male hysteria prior to nutting. Often characterized as histrionic or theatrical behavior such as saying out-of-pocket things to the girl you are hooking up with, getting too into sex, or hooking up with a two-bagger due to excessive horniness.

Often resolved by ejaculation and followed by the feeling of Post-Nut Clarity.

See also: Post-Nut Clarity.
Tom: "I had a bad case of Pre-Nut Delirium last night, I thought she was a 7 but she was actually a 5"

Jessica: "Tom called me a good girl 10 times in 5 minutes last night, I think he was suffering from Pre-Nut Delirium"
by the3ronas April 21, 2023
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Triple Pre-Nut Theorem

(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.
Sheeit i gotta get my triple pre-nut theorem out before kylee comes over.
by Scoocher2677 September 04, 2017
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Pre-Game Nut

the act of cumming before an event in order to mentally and physically prepare and/or relax yourself for aforementioned event.

Examples of events can vary from: prom, graduation, a party, asking a girl/guy out, a football game, etc.
"Hey man are you nervous about giving that speech?"
"Nah, I had a pre-game nut and I feel ready for anything"
by Swag_Boi_Toni August 15, 2017
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pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm
*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 21, 2025
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Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 25, 2021
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Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.
His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.
by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022
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