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pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.
She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
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Piraningolianjack

A term comprised of the words 'pirate', 'ninja', 'Mongolian', and 'lumber jack'. Used to describe someone who has combined traits of all four stereotypes of such badass motherfuckers.
"He's clearly flipping out, pilfering ships, pillaging fields, and chopping wood. He is a piraningolianjack."
by Byron December 27, 2003
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Pranging

That dog is pranging!
by Mark-oner June 3, 2005
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praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking
after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods
by david August 12, 2003
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Proning

Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..
Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing
by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013
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praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you
“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate
by Freeway.re August 22, 2020
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