Pimp's Prayer

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006

Pradeep

He is the most reliable friend you got.He is funny,cool and knows how to have fun.Anytime you call him,he will be there for you without thinking twice.Treasure him.

Me:I wanna sneak out.
My friend:Pradeep is your best friend.

by Twofacedzodiac July 14, 2020

Farts and Prayers

Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'

Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.

Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020

serenity prayer

Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.

Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

Shepherds prayer

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.

Man, the shepherds prayer was so cool when they killed that one guy...i wish i knew it...

by BAMFzfs September 11, 2009

pimps prayer

The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.

Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.

by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011

Lucas prater

having mad 4 ways with bitches consistently

Dude I can't believe u lucas pratered again.

by sssaaammmuuueeeel November 13, 2011