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schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.
Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.
by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019
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Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.
That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.
by El Quacko June 5, 2009
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poonerang

A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.
Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.
by swineflew March 8, 2011
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Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
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Pazoned

Similar to the words owned and pwned. Except it is showing a higher level of conquering. It is used to be even more of an insult when defeating someone and humiliating them completely.
Example of ownage: Kicking a guy in the shin.

Example of pwnage: Punching a guy in the face.

Example of pazonage: Kicking a guy in the balls.
by BackToNormal June 26, 2004
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poloneel productions

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions
by bald martin the god February 28, 2020
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Pooney Dunderchin

A brash, pungent smelling, wolf-man like creature that dwells in caves and feeds on small children, mice, subway rats. Often said to be a mythical creature. Said to be the offspring of a unicorn and Kate Moss.
Ol' Pooney. He be crazy. That ol' Pooney Dunderchin. He one crazy mofo.
by P. Dunder April 15, 2009
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