Crock Potting

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

by f5sledneck06 August 31, 2016

Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.

All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.

by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018

crock pottin

The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.

Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.

by DJ Or Derb April 5, 2011

crock potting

The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.

Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.

by Big$exy June 23, 2007

potting

South African local vernacular for " Whats happening " or " What's up" . This term has no gardening connotation whatsoever!

what's potting up in London?

by Hatset September 5, 2006

Postinor

Postinor is a brand name for a type of medicine. It is used for an emergency contraceptive. It produces endometrial changes unstuitable for implantation of fertilized egg. i.e. prevention of pregnancy

"Our contraceptive method failed last night..me and my boyfriend are a little bit worried."
"You can take Postinor as soon as possible. Get it in most of the pharmacy."

by Laicc June 7, 2007

Potting

The laziest word to describe the consumption of marijuana.

Don't get your hopes up, you're nice and all, but she's only dating you because she doesn't have enough money for potting on her own.

by I_Was_An_RA?? September 15, 2010