A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.
It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.
It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.
It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.
Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*
Person1: It's clobberin time!
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*
Person1: It's clobberin time!
by Grandma's Heartbreaker Potion May 24, 2021
Get the grandma's heartbreaker potion mug.When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
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by JuneMoonSoon October 22, 2018
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It's a feeling similar to buzzkill, or describing someone as a "wet blanket"
It's a feeling similar to buzzkill, or describing someone as a "wet blanket"
A: Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight, something came up!
B: Walao, I was looking forward to partying together, potong stim la you!
B: Walao, I was looking forward to partying together, potong stim la you!
by Lysentrix December 22, 2013
Get the potong stim mug.When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.
by Nermie December 14, 2009
Get the Wizard's Potion mug.Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.
Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011
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