Potatus

A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.

That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.

by ProperVowel October 5, 2022

Potatosexual

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

Potatism

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

by Helsington October 12, 2018

Potatosexual

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person

You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual

by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatoism

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatosexual

When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.

Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.

Dude: damn bruh

by TCPizza April 30, 2020

Potating

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023