schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018

Postcon Blues

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.

Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.

by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

fed posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016