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Pawternity Leave

A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.

He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
by PoorDavid June 18, 2018
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PATERNITY TEST

Something that should be state law in all 50 states.When you consider that fully one third of ALL live births involve a man
other than the man alleged to be the father on the birth certificate...It would appear to serve justice and streamline the legal system if the real father is known from the get-go.
Not so.The state-and the legal industrial complex are just interested in tagging any convenient sucker with the bill.DO NOT be pressured to sign the birth certificate.Even if you "KNOW" that baby is yours...get the little saliva based test kit and BE SURE.Unless of course you don't mind paying for someone else's kid.
HOMIE 1:"Yesterday my girl got pissed at me and said that little RAY RAY ain't mine.What if she's tellin' the truth?"

HOMIE 2:"How long y'all been together?"

HOMIE 1: "Coupla' years."

HOMIE 2:"Can't help 'ya.The law says that's your baby.
Shoulda' PATERNITY TESTED sometime within the first year.Sixteen years left.Have fun."
by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006
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Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.
1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"
by ACG2x October 13, 2004
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Paternity Party

A Paternity Party is a party thrown by a group of men for a friend who's about to embark on fatherhood. It's man's, "last, last hurrah."
Before I had my first child my friends threw a Paternity Party for me in Las Vegas.
by agrossman October 22, 2006
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Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.
"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"
by DNA test September 15, 2013
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Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.
paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .
by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016
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Peternity Discord Server

Oh golly I sure can’t wait to talk in the Peternity Discord Server”-nobody ever
by pokemon9163 August 15, 2022
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