poster

Bulletin board author

A user who authors a "post" in an online bulletin board.

by Jonathan Corley December 4, 2004

Poster

Really hott chicks that just sit at parties, and do nothing but look hot, talk shit, text, dance for five seconds, and do absolutely nothing with guys. Compared to a poster, because just like a poster, you can only look at their inutile beauty.

Damn, look at dat poster over there doin' nuttin but postin'.

Look at dat poster sitting on another poster like a post-it note.

Man, you see that fine ass bitch over there sitting with her friends doing nothing but texting, ignoring guys, and gossiping. Yeah, don't talk to her she's a poster.

by Sonnybun April 25, 2010

poster

Parent over shoulder abbreviation. Used as a disguise for POS.

John: POSTER?
Jim: nope

Jake: POSTER
Jack: ok

by Fredy June 2, 2005

Posterized

To make a move on another athlete that makes them look bad.

Steve posterized Jeff when he dunked over him.

by Brian Pettit September 25, 2006

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

Posterize

To sexually “destroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.

What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.

by Megafart55 February 11, 2020

poster

an ugly little boy that looks like a girl. usually has an ogre looking girlfriend, and loves to call people rude and aweful names. all together he is a bad person..

"OMG, dude you're being such a poster right now."

by olgga January 23, 2008