postortion

Typical languange based on fictitious events and outright distortion of reality used by the New York Post.

1-visit nypost.com for your lastest postortion,
2-John Pohrodez and Daniel Pipes have postorted 37 years of history...

by One Leader, Great Leader November 18, 2004

PostmorteM

An underground rap group consisting of SmokaJoka & Rapifire. Both even each other out with their style, Rapidfire is great on rap & hip hop tracks. While SmokaJoka is great on rock & horror tracks. These guys are a great listen due to the various types of songs they have made together.

PostmorteM in the genres of hardcore & horrocore.

by Richard Stevenson June 28, 2007

Postbottom Depression

When a girl looses weight and and is no longer gifted in that area.

Becky: Oh my god my butt shrunk.

I think your just going through Postbottom depression

by CrooksG35 October 16, 2010

postmortem post

When someone replies to a post of yours(like on facebook) several days after your original post and whatever ever they write doesn't seem to having any meaning cause that topic is dead.

Someone posts: Had a bad day can't wait to have a glass of wine tonight. Three days later at 11:00 a.m. a friend posts: That sounds good drink one for me. They have left a postmortem post for you.

by ruralbetter March 8, 2010

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025