Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.
PS. They're camwhores.
PS. They're camwhores.
-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."
-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."
-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"
by SaneCube April 3, 2011
Get the posefag mug.People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.
"Let's go to the movies."
"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."
"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."
by Ken the Popehat Blogger June 22, 2009
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Get the POMF mug.Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008
Get the postfartum depression mug.The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.
by DEER0123 October 22, 2010
Get the Postfartum Depression mug.psomf - please sit on my face/princess, sit on my face.
Used to ask someone to sit on their face so that they can eat them out.
Used to ask someone to sit on their face so that they can eat them out.
by zoegracexo February 13, 2019
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