postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

by birq September 18, 2006

politute

Politicians who sell their political bodies.

......so and so voted no but after a long complimentary vacation changed said vote to yes , wink , such is a politute

by Bunny Skylar March 18, 2010

Absotively Posilutely

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

by softball_queen January 8, 2009

positate

the act of making an action positive, therefore indicating acceptance, approval, or affirmation

Positate the negative!

by Muffin May 13, 2005

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

posetutely

it means absolutely 🌚🧍🏽 ♀️

"absolutely posetutely"

by mikeyIsDumb February 5, 2024

absitively-posilutely

adv. - most assuredly; possitively; without a doubt.

"I need that absitively-posilutely delivered by tomorrrow morning; better send it UPDex."

by onemoorrless December 9, 2013