Poshie

To have a wank with a condom on. Also see poshi.

I had a poshie last night.

by Alex July 31, 2003

Poshed

The space left in your wallet after a particularly drunken and expensive night out. Normally after being invited on an aquaintances birthday/stag night to go somwhere you would not normally go due to the expense. Anywhere on Broad Street for example.
The best way not to get poshed is to get the first round in. Then later in the night, when your compadres are drunk you can seagull a few drinks from them.
How to realise that you are getting poshed: when it dawns on you that the content of your wallet will either stretch to a curry and a taxi home, or one more drink - and you get the drink.
A popular place to get poshed is a distant cousin's wedding where the free bar has been withdrawn. Thus you end up drinking your taxi fare back to the B & B and having to scrounge a lift from some pissed-up arse in a Range Rover.

'Coming for a curry?'
'Nah, I'm totally poshed mate. Lend me a tenner?'
'*&$£"! off!'

'Good night out?'
'Yeah, we went up town now I'm completely poshed. Lend me a tenner?'

'How was the wedding?'
'Crap, the freebies were denied so we got well poshed!'

by Loopmeister August 2, 2006

pisheebeshee

a rock when it becomes lodged within your shoe, often painfully

Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Oh yeah, I have a pisheebeshee stuck in my shoe.

by P. Cox December 15, 2008

Pusheen

A Lazy meme cat that doesn't move around much.

Pusheen ate all my cookies

by funpizzaa June 1, 2018

poshney

Any posh person who lives in a cockney area and acts both posh and cockney!

Whats your background? Err "I'm just poshney"

by livrose December 5, 2010

pushee

Vagina much better than average. Warm and already creamy upon entry.

You can tell that chick got some good pushee!

by Nick E. Bonds April 12, 2014

poshey

Comes from the term masturbation or wank. A poshey is known to man as a wank whilst wearing a condom, This is can also known as a posh wank. It is believed to be used my blokes who are sensitive, dont like cleaning up after themselves, and those who just preferbeing hygenic and safe. Or even those or a different orientation. If you intend to have a wank with a condom on make sure it is of a good quality and correctly applied, reading the instructions is always advised; otherise it may just split.

Having a wank with a condom on = poshey (posh wanker)

by Lavy Taffy January 13, 2007