by Sursiq February 2, 2023
Get the Poseidon’s Kiss mug.The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.
Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
by Funny Boner March 21, 2016
Get the Poseidon's Kiss mug.Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.
by charismatix July 28, 2022
Get the Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0 mug.by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023
Get the Poseidon’s Kiss mug.Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
by JohnnyColt420 February 8, 2015
Get the Poseidon's Kiss mug.When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
by naked jen November 2, 2018
Get the Poseidon's Kiss mug.When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022
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