Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.
The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.
The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though
"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"
"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"
"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"
by AANTQfilms August 31, 2009
Grungy surf area in the north end of Manhattan Beach, borders El Segundo and is right next to the smoke stacks. This area is a hotspot for surfers and is defined by the El Porto Parking Lot which runs from 45th street to Rosecrans. This area is often frequented by "ghetto" el segundo residents because of the shuttle system that they are so pround of. Be careful you don't get run over at the exit where surfers in pick up trucks speed through the stop sign.
by LMB8491 August 5, 2009
This is what happens when you go up and bowl a certain way to get a strike. You scream this as loud as possible to ensure all of the pins fall.
by beard30 December 7, 2019
When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.
At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 23, 2016
Chugging beer in a porta-potty.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
by JJ Brisco July 13, 2011
A consensual act of intercourse inside a "Porto Potty" or temporary outdoor restroom whereby a third party interrupts the act by tipping it over.
Did you hear about Music Midtown last weekend? Jasper and this Alpha Pi were banging in the Porto Potty and I scored an epic cock block by Porto slamming them!
by Game on Tiny! October 18, 2018
Factually Portugal's biggest football club and fighter against benfiquistão, located in Porto. The best Portuguese team in Europe, w/ 7 international cups, and the best youth team in Europe too. They won every cup, except the worthless League Cup.
Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
Porto's a money machine - they buy South American players for 1 francesinha and sell them for the equivalent of Portugal's GDP.
Their president is, since the dawn of time, Pinto da Costa.
Porto has the most fans in social media, because rivals are mostly dead. Every Porto fan has talents, like Sara Sampaio, who has the talent of being gorgeous, or Rui Pinto, the best hacker ever. Many singers support FC Porto, like Quim Barreiros.
Porto always humiliates rivals on field. Some of the best humiliations are the Penta, the FCP 5-0 SLB in 2010, the 2011 title celebration on Benfica's ground, the Salão de Festas, or the 2013 92nd minute goal that stole Benfica's title. Porto is always robbed, but they are used to it and win anyways, except against 3rd division teams.
Porto is an ecletic team, as it comprises Cycling, Handball, Hockey, Billiards (the only ones to have this one), Swimming, Boxing (nobody knows these two exist), Volley (ruined by COVID-19) and Basketball (they don't talk about this one).
Porto has had many legends in the past, but now they have two gods, Marega and Manafá, both so good that no other team even THINKS of signing them.
by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020