Portia

Portia is sweet and caring, she loves her friends and family. When she has a boyfriend she is down for them 110%. Anyone would be lucky to have a Portia in their lives! A down to earth type of girl who can be cheeky when she wants to be, but serious when she needs to be. You can trust her with your life and she is always willing to listen. Boys... if you’ve got a Portia never let her go, she will be the best thing that ever happens to you! There will always be something about her that will make you think of her! Once you hurt Portia she will only give second chances if she’s really loves you, and if she’s does you truly are so lucky!! Keep Portia nearby and never let her go!

Portia is someone you never want to loose

by ohthatgurl007 August 8, 2017

fed posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Portishead

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.

Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.

by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

Portia

The most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life. Portia got the face of an Angel with a body of a Goddess and brains of a wise woman with an ancient soul.

Portia is the woman of your dreams.

by 007WordIsBond May 20, 2020

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

poutination

1. The process by which French fries, cheese and gravy become poutine.

2. A portmanteau of the words “poutine” and “nation”. Taken literally, a nation of poutine.

3. An online community of poutine enthusiasts, based in Canada.

As the piping hot gravy comes in contact with the fries and cheese, they undergo poutination.

by Poutination August 14, 2014