porndiery

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl

not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.

by Uncle Dimma September 14, 2016

Porn drive

(noun) A pen drive/flash drive with an integrated USB interface which contains pornographic files.

Porn drive example:

Friend: ''Hey, Peter, can I put my files in your flash drive, I gotta take them to work..''
Me: ''Oh god no NO NO NO NO NO!''

by SebastianPlayingTheAngel January 25, 2013

Porn drive

Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)

Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.

by AYG delimited November 15, 2017

portadrive

portable external hard drive

Can I borrow your portadrive? I want to copy your itunes library.

by jesnati November 23, 2011

porndiery

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl

not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.

by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

Poondrier

A Guy with no game, a man who turns off the ladies.

I was DTF until I talked to that total Poondrier.

by Thisguyhere March 11, 2015

paradriver

When you're a Paramedic, your partner is a Paramedic, you're on a double medic ALS unit, and one of you has to drive, and it's you. You are now a paradriver. Congratulations.

(Usually the Probie or newest medic)

Dispatch: Med 8, 161 Anywhere Ave, for Chest Pain
Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018