Porky Pig

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.

The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

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Porky Pig

To "Porky Pig" is to declare that's all folks and get the eff out.
Past participle To have "Porky Pigged"

Shit was about to go down so I Porky Pigged the eff out.

by rancerstank March 10, 2021

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porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what?

Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom)

Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

by FuriousB June 24, 2010

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Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

by J Michael. December 5, 2021

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The Porky Pig

When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.

Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!

by Blazin Logan September 4, 2006