An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
by saz the cowboy February 13, 2011
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
by dudestoner2 February 07, 2008
by Theholeycrap October 08, 2015