Poady

- To pikey someones weed or cigarettes

- A Foul smelling odour

- Someone who never has any money

Can I Poady a cigarette mate?

Dude, you need a shower before you do a Poady on us.

by Marigold55 September 6, 2011

Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.

I'm going to give you some poody stew.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Purdy's Law

You can get head from a girl, as long as her tits stick out farther than her stomach. No matter how fat the bitch is.

"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?

ya...fuck you i was really drunk.

by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009

Pornythologist

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

porkyman

Pokémon porn, but in a different name.

"Porkyman is my favorite porn genre"

by Internetguy2002 November 11, 2017

Morgy Porgy

noun: term of endearment for a fat, ginger pet cat

Oh, come here, you Morgy Porgy.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

Purdy's Wharf

A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf!

by barfy April 18, 2005