broomin' porcupines

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

by Travis Urban May 14, 2006

purcupine

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.

Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."

by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018

South Porcupine

A small suburb outside of Timmins, Ontario situated on the eastern shore of Porcupine Lake. South Porcupine is a small unique community of friendly and somewhat care-free folk.

The hang out spot is of course the Tim Hortons, situated between Krakana's gas station and the Porcupine mall (Where every teenager in town is/was employed) because it is the only place to go.

Mascot: Porcupine Pete

Nicknames: SoPo, South Pricklypine, The place timmins people wish they were from.

I am NOT from Timmins, I'm from South Porcupine.

by IWasBornAUnicorn8 April 13, 2011

sweaty porcupine

noun, est 2019:

either

a ridiculously cool and incredible person inspiring hundreds of people to be their best self

or

a huge loser dork who should probably rethink all their life decisions and apologize to their mother for being such a grand disappointment.

No middle ground.

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! What the hell is wrong with you?

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! That was amazing!

by porcupinesweat December 22, 2019

porcupussy

When a usually well waxed pussy need maintenance and get a little stubbly. It's porcupussy.

"I hadn't been waxed for a while - and when I wiped myself - I felt like I was petting a porcupine - my porcupussy"

by Lewis Clark December 1, 2007

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porcupotamus

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006