porchmonkey
porchmonkey by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008
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porchmonkey
a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
porchmonkey by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
porchmonkey
anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !
ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !
porchmonkey by honeypot July 27, 2006
biscuit lipped porchmonkey
biscuit lipped porchmonkey by gmoney618 June 1, 2011
Alaskan porchmonkey
Alaskan porchmonkey by TYCO98 May 9, 2014
porch monkey
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
porch monkey by pickledspork July 23, 2005