porncock 

The kind of dick you suck at an adult theatre.

Tracy went down to the Pussycat Cinema and sucked her some porncock.

porncock by Tracy White June 27, 2003

porchmonkey 

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey 

another more suggestive name for a nigger.

Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.

porchmonkey by commando November 3, 2003

porchmonkey 

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.

1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.

porchmonkey by hey August 16, 2008

biscuit lipped porchmonkey 

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

biscuit lipped porchmonkey by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

porchmonkey 

a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.

"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."

porchmonkey by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 28, 2006

porchmonkey 

a black son of a bitch that loves to sleep on the porch and snore like a monkey

Pedro and Frank, look at that saggy old porchmonkey!

porchmonkey by anulsexlolol April 2, 2008