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heavy or deep, in an intellectual way.
That philosophy lecture was ponderous.
ponderous by L'Marrh September 21, 2011

porteous 

To fall unconscious whilst in the midst of penetration and then awaken later with no recollection of the event.
benson:did you hear about giles?
finley:oh no, he didnt pull another porteous did he? crikey!
porteous by The LIbrarian November 8, 2006
- Man, Kant sure is ponderous!
- Is what?
- He's boring as ball is what I mean.
ponderous by Kilrmn August 7, 2014

Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.
Procerus Capillus by xPheonixx September 9, 2010

ponderous potato 

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.
Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"
ponderous potato by FriesPlease September 22, 2014
A heavy metal band, formed by Ryan Vandelinder and Steven Ash
The band ponderous is awesome
Ponderous by RyanVandelinder June 9, 2018