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podbitch

A paintballteam member who sucks so much and never has a chance of playing in a big game, so he is left out by other teammates to fill their pods with paintballs and take care of their equipment. Also seen in tourneys carrying around boxes of paintballs and/or water/refreshments and running on errands for his team.
Fill my pods podbitch!

Oliver Lang will never be anyones podbitch, he is such a good player
by klacebo October 9, 2007
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porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.
"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."
by Matt Bates December 1, 2003
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pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.
Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...
by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010
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perbitchety

God Helen, I know you only want your kids to eat organic, but you don't have to be so perbitchety about it.
by Arcanum00 April 9, 2017
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Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.
“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.
by I believe in pink January 11, 2019
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porrit

1. Used to describe someone who is an asshole or douchecaptain.

2. Someone who is greatly disliked.

3. Also used to describe ass/shit smell.
1. The guy that took my order was a real porrit.

2. I went to a club and Quentin tried to fight me, he's such a fucking porrit.

3. It smells like a porrit in here.
by Roango September 1, 2005
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Pornithology

The popular hobby of males of all ages involving the spotting of the female species or "birds". Pornithology is strictly limited towards the spotting of those of an attractive nature with whom you as spotter would like to perform acts of a pornographic nature as the spotting of those who do not qualify defiles the purpose of the hobby. The spotting of genuine subjects should be accompanied with thoughts and aims only of an extremely perverse sexual nature.
Is that the lesser spotted far eastern bukkake lover? No I am quite mistaken it is the more commonly seen Eastern European blonde big tit and look there are lots of them -fantastic! Let's see if we can catch one. Not to be confused with flying animal spotting or "ornithology" who gives a **** about that? Pornithology. Enjoy.
by Eric Sean Dipper October 14, 2006
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