Celebration Parallax

The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.

When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.

by sensei10 January 31, 2023

feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Pogalicious

A mix between pog and delicious.

T: That new Mario game is real pogalicious, fam.
G: yeah, very pogalicious!

by Doofus loofus and hambubger August 25, 2020

parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Poopie Paralyzer

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Food Paralysis

When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.

Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.

by WordsmithRuss March 10, 2017

Paralazy

When one is so lazy they become paralyzed within their own laziness, unable to move. They have no desire to do anything but stay in that one place. In severe cases, the person won't even move their eyes.

"I went over to Kim's house to hang out, but she was barely moving. She was acting sooooo paralazy."

by black widow1 August 1, 2016